this is dez's dissatisfied liver....

dearest dez.... we are so through like the parting of the red sea..... i've had enough of you. i'm leaving... you might think that this is another one of those times when i leave you threatening letters at the end of an intoxicating nite.. yeah well guess what sister....?! this is the last straw....... we're as done as a dog's dinner. you are about as off as a bag of prawns in the sun.
your not so loving liver...
Liver.